this happened several weeks ago, but it's too funny not to document.
I was working on a fabric wreath and had all the fabric strips in organized piles on the floor.
my friend katie, who had been living with us for a couple months, was home and said
katie: the kid in me wants to just run through that and mess it all up.
colby: the what?!?
katie: the child inside of me.
colby: there's a child inside of you??!
me: yes, colby. katie's pregnant.
colby: you are?!?!
katie: no! amy! why would you do that?!
me: hahaha, I'm kidding colby. it's just a saying.
colby: I don't get it.