we took the kids to a movie a few days ago. colby does mostly perfect. molly does.....well, shes two. she does as good as she can i guess, and its definitely not quite the waste of money it used to be. anyway, so we're in the movie and i look down and see molly chewing, like really chewing on something. i hadnt given her anything to eat, so of course i'm curious.
me: "molly, what are you eating?"
me: "i didnt give you any gum. where did you get the gum?"
molly: "on the seat."
2)that cant possibly taste good.
3)how long has it been there?
4)how old must a piece of used gum be for the germs to no longer be germy?
5)i bet its gritty.
7)shes had it in her mouth for an undetermined amount of time. the damage has been done. do i even make her spit it out?
8)germs build immunities, right?
10)Jesus, protect my baby girl.
me: (offering my hand) "spit it out."
she did. no questions asked.
i never had that talk with my kids. i guess i just thought that was a given; you dont eat gum off the bottom of the movie theatre seats.
she probably thought, 'wow! a movie and gum? this is awesome!'
alright, people, give me your best gross thing your kids have done.
i might reward the best one! :)